Blog Challenge Day 9
Post # 2 for the day.
Top 5 People You Want To Kill
I was sorely tempted to skip this one as well
but since I already skipped day 7,
I’m compromising by filling this up.
Honestly, the people I’m putting in this list
aren’t worth the effort.
Sure I’ll rant all about them at the most random
times that they do something just to rile me up
but they are not worth becoming a criminal for.
Hell, I don’t even think they’re worth getting stressed over
but isn’t it just fun to rant and bash annoying people occasionally? :))
Heck, they stress you out because they exist, so why
not use them to de-stress? :))
okay I sound positively evil, but you can relate right? 😛
Now, I don’t want any bounty placed on my head
so I’ll use some code names for my list :))
1. The Mack Truck
This person has all the subtlety and brain of a truck.
Now Mack truck is a pathetic excuse of a person.
Can’t stand on their own feet (read : palamunin)
Total braggart but nothing to brag about.
don’t you just hate these kinds of people?
Biggest backstabbing coward.
This person says you should tell each other
what you think face to face then rants about you online
like the lamest most coward person would.
Really? Is that the best you got?
The world could do so much better without you.
2. The Pathetic Stick
This person is just like the mack truck.
They should form the
LCF = Lamest Cowards Federation
and put up a blog saying lies and twisted truths about the
people they can’t confront personally.
Except Pathetic Stick tries to get people’s sympathy
by posing as a totally pitiful loser who deserves your help.
3. The Crazy Turtle
Nothing makes me angrier than a person
who has the nerve to tell lies with a straight face.
I almost wish I’m an assassin and personally
escort you to hell.
4. The Obnoxious Peacock
Hm. Have you ever met a person who is so arrogant
and thinks like they are the best thing that’s ever happened
in your life or that they are very popular?
This deluded nitwit will stop at nothing
to make it look like being rich is enough to be the best person ever.
Uh, wake up from your delusions of grandeur.
You need to stand on your own feet first.
Ah, same team as the peacock.
Total social climbers. They take advantage of their
popular friends just to make a name for themselves
as people who rub elbows with the rich and famous.
Well, I don’t have to do anything. You’d crash and burn soon enough.
Okay, I’ve unleashed as much “hate” I can
for this post. :))
I don’t really hate these people.
I simply think that they don’t exist because they are
really not worth paying attention to.